Where is the weirdest place you masturbated?>



well?

In my French classroom my Junior year after school when no one was around... If you don't count those 3 girls in the room next to me. And the room in question wasn't seperated by a door.... Yeah... Good times.

hmm, that's a hard one.

while on the phone with friends
in restaurant bathrooms
at really long red lights
at friends' houses when they leave the room

there's more, but i can't think of them. besides, it's not good to reveal too much information before we've been given a proper introduction

My grandma's bathroom. I had been stuck at her house for almost 2 weeks. I had been there at least a week at the time and had gone at least a week without doing it. can you blame me?

On my neighbor's patio during a 4th of July cookout.
In my mother-in-law's kitchen while she was preparing breakfast.

On a secluded beach in Greece , Me and my girlfriend ended up completely Nude then had Sex. 

 
In my future step-sister-inlaw's bedroom while she gave my now wife and I lessons
 
regarding oral sex and positioning for the best penetration positions for both parners.

At my sister-in-law's birthday party while the whole family watched.  Well, actually, I didn't masturbate - my sister-in-law masturbated me while her mother, father, husband, and my wife all watched.  She still does.

At my mother's-in-law home while she jacked me off while talking to my wife on the phone.

I live in a townhouse attached to 2 other townhouses on either side.  I'm usually naked while home and my wife has no objections to me remaining naked when somebody comes over.  On either side of my townhouse are 2 single women.  Last night, 1 of them locked herself out of her townhouse and came over to ask if I knew how to let her in.  Of course, I was naked, but it didn't bother her.  She just wanted in her townhouse.  I told her I could probably get her in - to just let me get something on and get my tools.  She told me I didn't need to put any clothes on if I didn't want to since it was dark outside and nobody lives close except the woman on the other side of me.  So I didn't put anything on.

We went over to her townhouse and I started working on getting her inside when the other woman came out wanting to know what was going on.  When she saw me naked, she said, "This is a nice surprise.  My mother if visiting me.  Would you mind if she came out and looked?'  Of course, my wife said that would be fine.  Her mother came out and watched while I worked on my neighbor's door commenting on how nice I looked.  Eventually, I got the door open and we were all invited inside.  While sitting on the sofa, the women all were facing me with my wife on one side and the mother of the second neighbor on the other.  While we were talking, the mother reached over and encircled my dick with her hand and started jacking me off asking my wife if she minded.  She told her she didn't and that it was really kind of exciting.

After a while, the mother asked her daughter if she'd like to give it a try - which she did and eventually they all jacked me off.  Finally, my wife said it wasn't a good idea for any one of them to get me off - that I should do it myself.  I then began jacking off while each of the women watched and began playing with themselves.  I finally shot off and after a while recovered only to have to do it again.  I jacked off 4 times last night while they watched.  I'm hoping tonight I'll get to do more than jack off.

My wife's best friend masturbated me in my sister-in-law's van while my wife and mother-in-law watched just this past Sunday.  My wife's sister-in-law got a few glimpses, but she's done more than watch in the past as they all have.  This was the best friend's first time.  I hope it won't be the last.

It was at my wifes sisters house.  We were all getting a little crazy. My wife and I walked in the kitchen to see her sister having her boyfriend jerking himself against her..pants down sitting on the kitchen table in her panties.  She kept saying to him..come on make yourself cum on me..along with other wild things.  at the sight of him jerking himself my wife sat on the kitchen table next to her sister and had me take it out and start masterbating..It drove us all crazy. He came over both of them.  I was to follow.. 

Now that's HOT!

In my doctor's office while on the examining table in front of her and her nurse.  She wanted to see how much difficulty I was having getting and keeping an erection and the amount of ejaculate I could produce and the power behind it before she prescribed any medicine for the problem.

Ok. This is going to sound very sick.  Yes, I know I need to have my head examined.

I jerked off at my ex-girlfriends wedding.  It was not in a church, just a chapel.  I was in the chaplin's office which was upstairs and above where anyone could see me.  I had the perfect view down the top of her wedding dress.  She had great tits and what can I say, they still juice me up.